Halloween

On Halloween me and a bunch of my friends go out to trick or treat around 6-7pm. We do this in my neighborhood because all of the people there really get into the spirit. We also do it there because it’s one of the best candy neighborhoods to do It in I’m told we usually average around a full bag to two bags of candy. When we get done trick or treating we drop our bags of at my house and go down the street to the scariest house on the block and help them scare little kids. What we do is we take the blade off of a chainsaw and you have to go in the garage to get the candy so we turn the lights off and put strobe lights and when they are about to leave we go behind them and rev the engine right by them.

My all time favorite Halloween costume would be a dead gangster, I put on a suite and put some fake blood on it and on my face so it looked like I had been shot up a bunch of times and I carried one of those fake guns and when the people would come to the door I would pull it out and try to act all tough and. I would say “give me the candy or else”. By the way I did this when I was in about fourth grade.

When we finally get tired from walking we go back to my house and empty all of our candy on to the living room floor. When we get something we try to trade pieces of candy for other candy. When they all leave I have to hide my candy from my mom because she loves this kind of candy, one time I left a full bag of candy downstairs and when I got up the next day there she was sitting with a cup of coffee eating some of MY candy. When I looked to see how much I had left there was about less than `a half of a bag. She tries to lie to me she says the same thing every year. “Oh you don’t remember you ate a lot last night”. It’s really funny to me because she can’t lie to save her life.

My favorite Halloween candy would be the really sour candy gumballs. I love those things anytime I see one of them I trade up to 3 pieces of candy just for one delicious gumball. I like the huge candy bars too, especially the 3 musketeers.

The history I have with Halloween is probably very similar to yours I go out with some friends and we stay out for a couple of hours trying to get as much candy as possible. The only thing is sometimes we make bets on who is going to get the most candy and I usually loose except for last year when I destroyed everybody that I went with.

Top 5 scary Movies.
1Exorcist: The Beginning

2 The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

3 The Omen
4 The Silence of the Lambs
5 It

Perfect Day

My perfect day

My perfect day would start out by eating a big breakfast eggs, bacon and all of the other good stuff. I wouldn’t go to school because my day isn’t that good with school involved in it. I would be with my family and we would be eating outside in our backyard so we could feel the crisp mourning air on our faces, we would smell the world like the grass and hear the wind whistle. Then we would go back inside and cancel any plans we had for the day and invite relatives and close friends over.

In the afternoon we would have a huge cookout with friends and my family. There would be hamburgers, hotdogs, and baked beans. Everyone would be having a great time but they would need a light jacket because it would be a little cold but not that much. Me and my dad would be the ones grilling the food and occasionally sneaking the dogs some food. My little cousins from Mississippi would come in to surprise me. When it would be almost time to leave we would say one last goodbye to each other and they would leave the sad house.

In the evening like around 5 my mom, dad, sister, and I would go to my favorite restaurant Chili’s and have dinner. While we were waiting and salivating over all the food we smelled, we would tell our favorite stories about all of the good times we had together. Now I know what you’re thinking this would be really sad but we would only be allowed to tell cheerful stories. When we were done eating we would go home and go for a nice walk around our neighborhood and if we didn’t want to go back home we would keep going around.

When we got back home everyone was pretty tired from the long day we had. We all just sat around the couch and watched some TV and movies. We would decide that watching TV is no way to end a good day so instead we went to my uncle’s house so we all could be together. My parents and sister were staying by me especially my mom. I was playing with their dig shadow and their other dog bear outside on their lawn. We finally went back home because it was almost midnight and everyone was tired so we went home and went to bed for the last time. That would be my perfect day.

riddles

1. What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
2. What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?
3. Imagine you are in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?
4. A cowboy rode into town on Friday stayed 3 days and left on Friday how did he do it?
5. You can hold it without using your hands or arms what is it?
6. A man was born in 1955 he is alive and well at the age of 30 how is this possible?
7. The person who makes it has no use for it, the person who purchases it doesn’t use it, the person who does use it does not know where he/she is what is it?
8. When you have me you feel like sharing me, but if you do share me you do not have me anymore what am I?
9. 2 fathers and 2 sons go fishing, each of them catch one fish. Why do they only bring home 3 fish?
10. 2 cannibals were chatting as they had their dinner, one of them complained he didn’t like his mother in law, what was the advice the other cannibal gave to his friend?

How Bout them Lions

How bout them Lions?

The Detroit lions are arguably one of the worst professional football teams ever to play in the NFL. They are better than last season but Is that really a good thing? Some people think that it is I don’t if they can’t win a single game last season why should they be considered better if they can win 1? They have started off the season with a loss then a win to Washington was big surprises to everyone even me, and it gets your spirit up and you think that things are going to be different but the following week they get destroyed by Chicago. This came as no surprise to me that’s what they do they lose games.

The Lions have a new coach and he is doing better job on offense but the defense is disgusting the only thing your ordered to do is to stay low and rap up but no what they heard was to go for the head and just bump into them. The new rookie quarterback has shown up to play recently but not the offensive line they probably hate him or something because all they do is stand up hit them for couple seconds then tell them to go kill the quarterback. It really frustrates me how good they can be but how bad they truly are they shouldn’t even be considered professionals they shouldn’t be getting paid millions of dollars and have huge houses because they suck.

Some people make the argument that they will turn things around others say we need them or else there will b o other NFL team we can make fun of because they are actually good! My dad thinks that the Lions just need to drop out of the NFL and put a college team or AFL team in there instead of facing the same disappointment every year over and over again! So my advice to the Lions is to retire forever and find someone else to take there place.

Ten years from now...

10 years from now…..

There will be no such thing as homework or tests there will be room work but there will be teachers available to help you with it. People who get there work done get free objects or extra credit. People who don’t do there work will be marked down. I will be driving the new 2009 F150 super loaded truck that I will be getting from my cousin. I will be living in my apartment with a bunch of my friends. I would be working at Dunham’s sporting goods as the owner person. I could also be working in the NFL as a trainer. There wouldn’t be a curfew you could stay be out as late as long and there wouldn’t be any cops or jail.
In my spare time I will be a Italian mobster with my cousin and uncle. I will have a wife who is a model. I will have 1 vacation house in Colorado. I will not be living in Michigan I will be living in Texas for a second job on a oil rig. I will have 2 dogs a black lab and a German Sheppard. I would take both dogs hunting with me and they would be trained to become guard dog’s. I will have 3 kids, 2 boys and 1 girl. We would have a medium size house by a lake area ad some woods so we could go camping often. The 2 boys would play sports. When summer would come we would go to the vacation house in the country area and do everything old fashion like building things catching our own food getting our own water and all of that good stuff. The color of the house would be brown/black. We would have about 20 acres of land in the back yard.
That’s what I’ll be doing in ten years.